[He doesn’t dare touch that bit verbally, it would be such a nightmare to dig out of. Though there are dozens of points he could make, like how he doesn’t think its hot to fuck someone with a punctured lung, or if that’s their bar for consent they really should talk about it maybe. ]
You never knew how to throw a fucking party, so it’s good to know some things never change. But yes, actually, it’s normal to provide a thing or two when inviting someone over to celebrate their birth. Not that you’ve ever concerned yourself with normal.
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[He doesn’t dare touch that bit verbally, it would be such a nightmare to dig out of. Though there are dozens of points he could make, like how he doesn’t think its hot to fuck someone with a punctured lung, or if that’s their bar for consent they really should talk about it maybe. ]
You never knew how to throw a fucking party, so it’s good to know some things never change. But yes, actually, it’s normal to provide a thing or two when inviting someone over to celebrate their birth. Not that you’ve ever concerned yourself with normal.
[he looks at a harbard in a sexy mummy outfit.]
Is that man wrapped in toilet paper?